.opinion | Best Movie Quotes by Fat_Jesus (Rude!)

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I don’t know how many people appreciate the new type of comedy that is being made these days. No doubt, it’s quite different to what was considered funny 10-15 years ago. Today, it seems to be a lot ruder, with more cursing, and for some reason always involves weed. Anyway, here’s a couple of my favorite quotes from recent movies:

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang

Perry: Look up “idiot” in the dictionary. You know what you’ll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!

Harry: Do you think I’m stupid?
Perry: I don’t think you’d know where to put food at, if you didn’t flap your mouth so much. Yes I think you’re stupid.

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.alcohol | Estrella Beer has quite possibly the best commercials…

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The first time I saw one of these commercials was in a movie theatre. I’ve been looking for more since but I think these are the only two good ones out there. Anyway, just wanted to share these with the world as I think they’re pretty awesome. The girls are amazing too. I don’t know if this is in Spain or wherever, but it’s pretty badass.

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.opinion | Zach Galifianakis is probably the funniest character out there…

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So Zach Galifianakis has this show called Between two Ferns, which I have found to be like the most ridiculously funny thing in a long time. I don’t know if it’s staged or not, probably is… but who the hell cares. Here are some of my favorite episodes, just check these out and enjoy…

1. With Ben Stiller

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.opinion | Google’s funniest search suggestions

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So I have decided to conduct a small experiment, and believe me this is just hilarious. Everyone knows that when you start typing something in Google, a drop-down menu appears which says all the most popular searches containing the phrase you’ve typed. So, using this I have managed to get the following funny results:

1. “How do I know if I have…”
Google Keywords Search Test

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.opinion | CNN’s political correctness? or lack of?

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Not really much to say on this one. Enjoy:
CNN

.opinion | Why Clone when you can CREATE life?

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Does everyone remember the whole big deal about cloning? I remember just about when the first sheep, Dolly, was cloned you had all these religious fanatics going crazy over it…. “You can’t duplicate a life form”, “Only God can create life”, etc. Well, here’s a little something that’s going to make these fanatics just crazy, but make the more open-minded of us fascinated. Turns out that scientists have developed a method, and succeeded in it, to CREATE life.

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.opinion | A little something called competitive prices.

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So I’ve always wondered how airlines set up their prices for flights. Sure I can understand the thing about business, economy and first class, and not to mention the difference in prices depending on the day of the week and the demand for that flight. Here’s something that makes a little less sense…
So after playing around on the British Airways site (http://www.ba.com) I’ve managed to find something interesting:

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.opinion | the iWatch?

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So now that we have an iPod, Macs, iPhones and now the iPad… just about everything has an “i” in it nowadays. Could Apple be considering expanding into the watch business? I mean, personally i’d pick any Swiss watch over this thing any day. Eitherway, a pretty cool concept I stumbled upon online:

The iWatch:

iWatch
iWatch

.girls | 3 Women over 40 who are still incredibly attractive

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So we all know that people say after a woman hits like 35 she’s no good. Well, here’s a small list to prove those people wrong. Although some women seem to age like milk, these have managed to do it like a fine wine. So without further ado, I give you:

3. Cindy Crawford (44 Years Old)
Cindy Crawford

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.opinion | A small collection of nature’s most fascinating images

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So I’ve been doing some browsing and found some amazing pictures of storms, volcanoes and more and decided to share them. Anyway, THIS is what makes photography a cool profession…. not pictures of ponds or lakes. THIS. pretty hardcore stuff. Stay away from these kinda storms ;)

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